Gauntlet Quotes

Genevieve: She holds up Cory's headphones and lets out a huge scream
Me: What's wrong?
Genevieve:  It scares me!!
Me: I put said headphones to my ears....oh Cory, your crazy, screaming music scares our daughter...Me too Genna.

In the car about an hour later, we turn it on, and Cory's "music" starts playing.  Joey starts dancing to the music.  I turn it off. 
Joey: Mom, why did you turn that music off?
Me: I don't like listening to that type of music.
Joey: Mom, just try it!
Well at least one child likes your music babe!  haha.

We get out of the car to go see Cory for the kids to get their teeth cleaned.
Joey: I'm going to tell daddy I have a cavity.
Me: Why? I don't think you have any.
Joey: But I can feel the bugs!
No, he did not have any. haha.

Me: Genevieve, open your mouth so I can brush your teeth.
Genevieve: I'm not Genevieve, I'm a puppy.
Me: Okay puppy, open your mouth. 
Genevieve: AHHHH

Genevieve in tears: Joey, I popped my balloon!
Joey: I'm sorry Genevieve, you can have mine.  Does that make you feel better?
Heart melting.

Genevieve: Daddy, where are you going?
Cory: To work
Genevieve: Why?
Cory: So I can fix peoples cavities.
Genevieve: Aaaagain?